Q: What's black and white and noisy?

A: A zebra with a drum kit!

Q: Why do humming-birds hum?

A: Because they can't remember the words!

Q: What shoes do frogs wear?

A: Open toad sandals!

Q: Why are camels moody?

A: Because they've always got the hump! 

What do you get if you cross:

Q: An alligator and a chocolate bar?

A: A chocodile!

Q: A pig and a mouse?

A: Squeaky bacon!

Q: A chicken, a poodle and a chinese takeaway?

A: Cock-a-noodle-poodle-doodle-oo! 

BUG corner

Q: How do beetles tell the time?

A: With a clock-roach!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they have honey combs!

And finally...

thanks to everyone who left ACE jokes on my message board this month - you all made me laugh out loud :)

In fact, my readers are...

The World's Silliest Joke-Tellers!